getting owned by the void

thighrabanks:

oh honey

kuueater:

go into your garage, take that dirty ass rake that you think you remember using to fend off a stray animal once, and cook your fucking food on it, you piece of shit pleb. eat off the fuckin thing while you’re at it. rake = giant fork. LIFE HACK..

jessi2222:

This speaks to me on so many levels

captaintightpanties:

conronorock:

yuri of the week

What if birds could actually speak English and we were speaking bird the whole time. Like really how weird would that be?

dajo42:

one time in an english class we were making notes about shakespeare’s life and the teacher was like “his father was a glove maker” and the guy next to me started laughing really hard so i looked over at him

his pen had stopped working before he could write “maker” so it just said “shakespeare’s father was a glove” and that was the funniest thing in the world to this guy for some reason

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

nyehs:

groupinou:

spiders georg taught me what an outlier was

who needs school when spiders georg taught me about everything i need in life

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